Foutchie’s Fan Mail
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1st May, 2005

Dear Earl Dudley,

Just wanted to let you know I am back on my feet, after a second round of a head cold. This time my Lady gave me Gypsy Tea. UCK!! UCK!! I was not overly found of the weeds and water, but I must say it really worked. She’s always nattering on how this stuff stops colds and flu, so since there was nothing harmful to furry friends she gave me what she said was a cuppa for a kitty twice. Of course, the witch poured it down my throat with an instrument of torture called a sy-ringe. Well, within an hour I felt better. Foutch is gub-slapped!!

But then I had to kill Lambchop (toy) and dive-bomb Clloydd the Orc because he was sitting on MY porch in MY sunshine. He is also stealing MY food. Them bloody Orcs are tricksy!!


Anyway, I finally got around to sorting my fan mail and found your ARC of Invasion of Falgannon Isle and have started reading it. Hope to have it done soon. Just so many things to do, so many Orcs to kill.

While Robin Owens has failed, yet again, to make me a Fam Cat in one of her books, I have gained fame through a very sensible author, a Mr. Brent R. Shoefield. He is the writer of books that should be bestsellers, What the Cat Knew and Hairballs and Sticky Things. Please note in his Cast & Crew, and yours truly as Stunt Cat.

Honours and accolades! Foutch is happy.

Yours whatever,

Foutchie the Marvelous Moggie


(Me the Stunt Cat sorting my fan mail)

4th May 2005
Falgannon Isle

Dear Miz Foutchie:

I am sorry to hear you have been under the weather, but glad you are back to reviewing and killing Orcs. I am a firm believer in all things natural. Morag the Healer gives us her recipe of Gypsy Tea for when we get sick and it makes all the people quite healthy. Of course people seem to get sick more often than cats.

Right now, I am knee deeps…hum….people knee deep in planning a wedding for my people Desmond and B.A. Of course, the event is not covered in Invasion of Falgannon Isle, but will happen in one of the books following in the series. Hopefully, you will want to review them as well when they come out, as the involve the romances between Desmond’s brothers and B.A.’s sister.

As for your accolades, congratulations! Though, I am not entirely certain what a Stunt Cat does. I have not read these Mr. Shoefield’s books, but the sound right up my alley. I agree they should be bestsellers.

I will ask my B.A. and Desmond to get them for me.

Hope this finds you well,

Yours truly,

The Cat Dudley
Lord of Falgannon Isle

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